what have i become

i'm not sure if i should make some kind of bulleted list to describe the Best Memorial Day Weekend Ever or if i should write some kind of sprawling narrative but i'll just start with the list and see where i end up

- THE BUUUUMP
- lion lion roar roar hunting hunting hunting hunting
- pasta party with uncle frank
- apples to apples with uncle frank
- uncle frank dancing like ellen degeneres
- beers in mcdonalds cups
- whammo
- turning into dirtbags
- 24/7 arcades
- atlantic city nickel and penny slots
- my robot soul

i guess the sprawling narrative didnt really work out WHATEVER