While You Weren't In South Dakota...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14142111

Should we be changing the name of this blog to "While you were in Dakota"??

While You Were In California...

RIP Shannon...

Though you've gone into the light, we will remember you always and think of you often.

Torie Tabloid -- URGENT MESSAGE!

I know it's been a while since there have been any Torie sightings, but I have an important report...

TORIES ARE ALL AROUND US!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8491822.stm

When rebuffed, she adds: "You are not being v. nice. You are clearly a bunch of Tories."

Keep an eye out for these clever Tories -- they are known to cleverly disguise themselves in tar and feathers.

Unconfirmed Rumor

Fred Durst Is Gay



Anybody out there who could confirm this?

Political Update

This pretty much speaks for itself.*

http://john.tricyber.com/kern/

*This post is in no way an endorsement for this candidate. This blog has and always will maintain a neutrality in all things political.

I know the blogs been pretty dormant, but...

Ray Charles is a madman. I've recently been enjoying the southern soft soul of Ray Charles, and for the most part he's lyrically and vocally a genius, but while listening to his song understanding I noticed the following lyrics...

* Understanding is the best thing in the world ,
between a boy and a girl

boy and girl and even a woman or a man , its always
better when you realy understand

You know understanding is a mighty powerful thing ,
thats why it makes me so sad
when I see my friends wandering aroung thru the world
, never knowing the meaning of the word
understanding , so in the next few minutes, Im gonna
try to explain just exactly what it means

**Everything sounds pretty good, teach us Ray**

now wait a minute, listen , for instance , you take me
and my old lady , we gotta good thing goin
because I know If I dont work and pay the rent and the
bills and buy her fine pretty clothes to wear well ,
there are fifteen other guys just waitin round the
corner , and I dont care how much that woman loves me
, she'll gonna go out and find herself one of them who
will and thats why I believe that

**A little sexist but, whatever**

Now listen I dont want you to think that this is a
one sided affair , no no
because my old lady also understands that a man must
have respect
what I mean is , if she must play around dont let me
catch her , because what I dont see cant hurt me , you
understand? but on the other hand , If I should ever
catch her Im not gonna talk about-a
and call her a bunch of bad names like you all might
no no mh
what Im gonna do , Im gonna go down-town to the
hardware store and buy myself a double blade axe ,
come back , square off, and believe her souls gonna
belong to the good lord
because her heads gonna belong to me , and I
guarantie shelll know what I mean when Ill say

*WHAT?!?! He doesnt mind that she cheats, but if he catches he's gonna chop her head off.....MADMAN**

**Denotes my commentary, not actual lyrics**

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