While You Were In California...

RIP Shannon...

Though you've gone into the light, we will remember you always and think of you often.

Torie Tabloid -- URGENT MESSAGE!

I know it's been a while since there have been any Torie sightings, but I have an important report...

TORIES ARE ALL AROUND US!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8491822.stm

When rebuffed, she adds: "You are not being v. nice. You are clearly a bunch of Tories."

Keep an eye out for these clever Tories -- they are known to cleverly disguise themselves in tar and feathers.

Unconfirmed Rumor

Fred Durst Is Gay



Anybody out there who could confirm this?