Hello Torie Watchers,
Before I begin vith our latest update. I vould like to add that in addition to the elimination of the letter "x" and the "ph" spelling, I vill also be replacing "w" vith "v" and "k" or "s" will be used in place of the hard or soft "c" (That's vat she said).
I spent last veekend up in the frosty North and vat vonders I saw in the way of Torie happenings!
Vo's that? Oh, it's BEN FRANKLIN. Again, that snuffed-up boozehound is sneaking out of somebody's vindov. I vonder vo it is now! Ben, Ben, Ben...Deborah vill not be happy! And Benny Boy, you need to stop vith the snuff or you vill veigh 95 pounds and live nekst to the trash kans of Kristiana Kampbell's Tavern.
Give me liberty or give me...rum? Is PATRICK HENRY really taking part in the trans-Atlantic, all-Karribbean Pirate rum trade? Yes. He is. Vell, I'm more of the vodka type, myself, but I kan see how dealing vith krazy King George kan get you jonesing for a pick-me-up.
RUFUS KING vas spotted speaking vith Tories! Ve all know him as a desire-ee to sign on to that spesial artikle that is being vritten by our favorite Torie-haters, but is he aktually a turncoat? I hope not! I hate those lobsterbaks!
Vat? JOHN HANKOK signing taks forms? I'm sad to say...yes. So much for "no taksation vithout representation," you double-sided svine.
In the vords of the great General George Washington, "It's 3:45 and I'm slightly buzzed."
Lambsblood27
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that was....INCREDIBLE, if there's one thing i needed after getting out of work besides my footlong chicken sandwich or my 64 ounce nestea or my 130 dollars in cash..that was it.
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