TorieTabloid.org -- Post 1

From the 21st century delight that is The CW, I present to you the first of many epic tales about the comings and goings of the Tories. Ladies and Gentlement...I give you...TorieTabloid.org

Ben Franklin spotted climbing out the window of Betsy Ross's house. Let's hope Deborah Franklin doesn't find out. Ben has only been out of rehab for two weeks -- is he already going back to his old womanizing and boozing ways?

Sally Hemmings is preggers again. Has TJ still not learned that the Dairy Queen will get knocked up if the Burger King doesn't wrap his whopper?

Abraham Lincoln was seen wearing moccasins. Has somebody been fraternizing with the Indians?

Witch List:
Bridget Bishop
Alison Carter
Shannon Murphy
...be careful or they may turn you into a newt! If you spot a possible witch, the best thing to do is to hide your cattle (or the witches will turn the milk) and to find a large wooden stake, some garlic, and a cross. Silver bullets are also recommended, but if you can't find one, a brass bullet will do.


Muskets and roses,
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