The largest drug bust in the history of Philadelphia took place today. Approximately 600 lbs. of cocaine, AKA blow, AKA yayo, AKA nose candy, AKA coke, was found in a house at 26th and Federal in South Philly.
Personally, for me, I think this is the end of my clubbing. If the pigs are gonna fuck up my flow like that, how the fuck am I supposed to get amped enough to make it all the way down to Fishtown or South Philly to lose my dignity and flail my arms in celebration of the almighty banger?
The Philadelphia Police Department really schruted this one. I can't even imagine how much the city will lose in revenue due to the police's sanctified duty to protect the public. Fuck the public. Give me a line.
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r.i.p. philadelphian contraband...a moment of silence please
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