Sixers Winning Streak = Local Children Losing Streak

Back in December, most Philadelphians would rather risk standing on a street corner at 4pm (aka getting shot) than go see the Philadelphia 76ers play basketball.  At this time, the rat bastards in the Sixers promotions department decided to run a contest to local area schools in which those who put the most effort into jumping rope before the year ended would be given free passes to almost any sixers game this season.  The 25,000 students at those schools were given vouchers to almost any sixers game then wanted, including the four remaining home games this season.  

But all the sudden, the perennial limp dicked sixers stood erect and started a tear of a winning stretch, going 18-5 in February and March putting themselves in prime position to make the playoffs....


Finally, the children were interested in cashing in their once worth-as-much-as-a-bojangle-coupon-in-Connecticut voucher to see the Andres (Miller & Iguadola for all of you out of towners) role into the playoffs.  But these missed oppurtunities at abortions were saddened to find that once again the athletics higher-ups told them "maybe next year."  The vouchers are no longer redeemable since all of the games are sold out, but they can use them next year...

Well I have two words for you, child hater/Hitler act-a-like, Pat Croche...

PHUCK YOU!!