Ok, so, I don't know if you heard but there were two pretty big robberies in my hometown of Medford, NJ within the past week. This is extremely exciting for all the rich housewives because now they have something to gossip about for at least an entire month. But, anyway, I guess one of the house just had a bunch of jewelry stolen from them and the other house had a ton of expensive gear jacked.

Fast forward to early this afternoon. I'm driving back to school from home after enjoying a delicious, unique, cheesesteak from Donkeys Too in Medford. I had never heard of it until Glen Macnow of 610 WIP went on a hunt for the greatest cheesesteak in the area and listed it at #11. ANYWAY, I pull up to the intersection at Rt. 73 and Evesham Rd. right next to the promenade and in the lane next to me, in one of those big all white windowless vans is this late 20s white guy flailing his arms around like he just don't care and looking straight at me. I roll down my windows and he starts talking at me real fast and all crazy-eyed saying "DUDE, DUDE, CRAZY QUESTION BUT I GOT THIS $3,000 SPEAKER SET UP IN THE BACK OF MY VAN YOU WANT IT???" I'm sitting there trying to make sense of what he's saying to me and figure that something's a little fishy about the situation so I politely decline. He comes back saying "COME ON YOU CANT EVEN OFFER SOMETHING REAL LOW? I GOT THIS FOR FREE AND I DONT WANT IT NO MORE." Again, I politely decline saying I'm broke as a joke and can't even offer a dollar. So he accepts that I won't be buying anything from him and says "Alright, alright..... you want a blonde with big tits?" "What the hell are you talking about?" I say to him and he's like "A blonde...with big tits." So i laugh and say sure and he goes "Alright, I just gotta blow her up." He proceeds to laugh uncontrollably and drives off, for the light had turned green.

Blogspot police, is this our suspect??